The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Princeton Offers Full Ride To Students Whose Families Make Less Than $100,000 [1202d]
• Disney Wins Emmy For Best Profits [1202d]
• Grieving Prince Andrew Asks For 12-Year-Old During This Difficult Time [1202d]
• Parents Explain Why They Are Not Vaccinating Their Children Against Covid-19 [1202d]
• Jean-Luc Godard Dies At End Of Life In Uncharacteristically Linear Narrative Choice [1202d]
• Apple Announces New iPhones Will No Longer Be Compatible With Human Hand [1202d]
• Substitute Teacher Chill About Where Kids Hide During Shooting [1202d]
• British People Explain Why They Support The Monarchy [1202d]
• North Korea Says It Will Never Give Up Nuclear Weapons [1202d]
• Friend’s Facebook Status Hints At Fact That Being Wife A Prison From Which She Can Never Be Free [1202d]
• Bug Crawling On Ceiling Must Be Possessed By Demon [1202d]
• Garment Tag Claims Shirt Product Of Incest [1202d]
• New MLB.Com Discount Tier Lets Users Look At Clipart Of Baseball [1202d]