The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Princeton Offers Full Ride To Students Whose Families Make Less Than $100,000 [1506d]
• Disney Wins Emmy For Best Profits [1506d]
• Grieving Prince Andrew Asks For 12-Year-Old During This Difficult Time [1506d]
• Parents Explain Why They Are Not Vaccinating Their Children Against Covid-19 [1506d]
• Jean-Luc Godard Dies At End Of Life In Uncharacteristically Linear Narrative Choice [1506d]
• Apple Announces New iPhones Will No Longer Be Compatible With Human Hand [1506d]
• Substitute Teacher Chill About Where Kids Hide During Shooting [1506d]