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The Onion

Nearly All Of Puerto Rico Without Power Due To Hurricane Fiona [1093d]
38-Year-Old Man Still Careful Not To Say Anything Former Middle School Bully Would Disapprove Of [1093d]
Far-Right Republican Wondering What He Has To Do To Get Media To Stop Calling Him Moderate [1093d]
Report: A Nice, Smooth Cigarette Sounds Good Right About Now, Doesn’t It? [1093d]
Worm Feels Conflicted About Feasting On Monarch Who Symbolized So Much Oppression [1093d]
Shoplifter Always Gets Little Adrenaline Rush After Stealing Basic Necessities For Family [1094d]
Airbnb Owners Explain Why They Oppose Regulations [1094d]
Study: Christians May No Longer Be U.S. Majority By 2070 [1094d]
Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable [1094d]
Grizzled Old Man Caught Off Guard Hasn’t Heard That Name In A Long Time [1094d]
Woman Tries Meeting New People By Popping Out Different Manholes Than Usual [1094d]