The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elton John Awarded Medal By Joe Biden For Work To End AIDS [1325d]
• Daily Affirmation: I Am Light [1325d]
• HR Reminds Employees In Office Relationship They Should Give HR Some Sugar Too [1325d]
• Struggling U.S. Military Requires Every Soldier To Recruit Additional 300 New Troops [1325d]
• Insomnia Experts Unanimously Recommend Giving Up And Scrolling ‘The Onion’ Until Daybreak [1325d]
• Most Glaring Times Trump's Children Have Broken The Law [1325d]
• Stargazing Woman Reminded Of How Small Own Tits Are In Grand Scheme Of Things [1325d]
• U.S. Sees Surge In STI Cases [1325d]
• Luka Doncic Spends Offseason Adding New Complaints To Repertoire [1325d]
• Mercedes Addresses Nazi Contributions With Reminder That Third Reich Had Notoriously High Standards [1325d]
• Crowd At Poetry Reading Really Digging The Short Ones [1325d]
• England Exits Somber Mourning Period To Resume Joyless Normalcy [1325d]