The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Alito Says Leaked Abortion Opinion Made Conservative Justices Targets For Assassination [1293d]
• Kanye West Bursts Into Pepperidge Farm With Pitch For Shoe Cookie [1293d]
• Herschel Walker Claims He’s Honorary Confederate Soldier [1293d]
• Adidas Attempts To Make Amends With Jewish Community By Signing Woody Allen [1293d]
• Pumpkin Reacts To Jack-O-Lantern Carving [1293d]
• Most Controversial Medical Claims Made By Dr. Oz [1293d]
• Mom Frustrated Son Waited To Say He Needs Halloween Costume Until Night Before His Office Party [1294d]
• Catching Up With JonBenét Ramsey [1294d]
• We Polled Every American On Their Abortion Policy Preferences [1294d]
• Tourists Stranded In Grand Canyon Caverns For 24 Hours After Elevator Breaks [1294d]
• Patriot Honored To Be Lied To By His Country [1294d]
• Nation’s Boys Announce They Will Do Better In School If They Get PS5 [1294d]
• Is It Just Me, Or Do The Sex Dreams About Santa Start Earlier And Earlier Each Year? [1294d]
• Onion Sports’ NFL Week 8 Picks [1294d]