The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• How Should We Fix America’s Broken Electoral System? [1286d]
• Judge Issues Restraining Order Against Group Monitoring Ballot Boxes [1286d]
• Biden Warns Americans That Ability To Even Pretend U.S. A Democracy At Stake [1286d]
• Leaked Audio Reveals Uvalde Cop Asked Pizza Delivery Guy To Check On Kids While Dropping Off Few Pies [1286d]
• Twitter Adds ‘Context’ Label To Clarify When Tweets Make Elon Musk Sad [1286d]
• Looking Back On 30 Decades Of Hard-Hitting Sandwich Journalism [1286d]
• Creepiest Ways Airbnb Owners Are Spying On You [1286d]
• NBA Scouts Salivating Over 7'1" European Floor Sweeper [1286d]
• What Republicans Are Saying About The Paul Pelosi Attack [1286d]
• ‘Planet Killer’ Asteroid Spotted Hiding In Sun’s Glare [1287d]
• Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger [1287d]
• Democratic Fundraising Email States James Carville Is Wearing Suicide Vest On Recipient’s Doorstep [1287d]
• Onion Sports’ NFL Week 9 Picks [1287d]
• Are American Ants Too Small? 25 Countries With Bigger Ants And What They Might Be Doing Right [1287d]
• Bolting Newborn Leaves Silhouette-Shaped Hole In Mom [1287d]