The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Democrats Retain Control Of Senate With Nevada Victory [1275d]
• Steven Spielberg Fondly Recalls How Jewish Upbringing Inspired ‘Jurassic Park’ [1275d]
• Daily Affirmation: Your Heart Is A Magnet [1275d]
• Amazon Prime Acquires Broadcast Rights To NBA’s Showers [1275d]
• Republicans Explain Why Ron DeSantis Should Run For President [1275d]
• Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11 [1275d]
• Custody Agreement Designates Wednesdays For Child To Wander Around Entirely On Own [1275d]
• Arsonist Worried He Forgot To Turn Stove On Before Leaving House [1275d]
• Small Study Shows Money Can Buy Happiness For Households Earning Up To $123,000 [1275d]