The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Ticketmaster Opens New Workhouse Where Taylor Swift Fans Can Labor To Earn Their Eras Tickets [1272d]
• Things Gen Z Hates About Millennials [1272d]
• Trump Announces 2024 Presidential Bid [1272d]
• Artemis Rocket Carrying Mannequins To Determine Viability Of Department Stores On Moon [1272d]
• Onion Sports’ NFL Week 11 Picks [1272d]
• When Hairy Met Sally [1272d]
• What To Say To Someone Who Lost Money In The Crypto Crash [1272d]
• What Happened To The Midterms ‘Red Wave’? [1272d]
• Still Can’t Afford Your Own Sphere? Why Disks Could Be Your Ticket To Roundness On A Budget [1272d]
• Astronaut Stunned By How Fuckable Earth Looks From Space [1272d]
• Kamala Harris Picks Up Seasonal Job At Macy’s [1272d]
• Steve Jobs’ Old Birkenstocks Sell For $218,000 At Auction [1272d]
• Concerned Pediatrician Explains That Child Should’ve Been Radicalized Online By Now [1272d]
• Jewish Neighbors Make Small Talk About Controlling The Weather [1272d]