The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mariah Carey Loses ‘Queen Of Christmas’ Trademark Bid [1267d]
• Cash-Flush FIFA Executives Note Every World Cup Host Has Had Slaves At One Point [1267d]
• Saudis Celebrate Shocking World Cup Win By Flipping Over A Woman, Setting Her On Fire [1267d]
• This Is An Unauthorized, Non-Paid Advertisement For Country Crock [1267d]
• The Onion Is Giving Away $8.3 Trillion In NFTs [1267d]
• Qatar Bans Beer Sales At World Cup Stadiums [1267d]
• Police Team-Building Scavenger Hunt Challenges Officers To Arrest Someone From Every Race [1267d]
• Rihanna Admits She Just Uses Whatever Makeup On Sale At Walgreens [1267d]
• Child Walks In On Parents Failing To Reignite Spark In Marriage [1267d]