The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday [1264d]
• Campbell’s Introduces New Line Of Extra Hearty One-Chunk Soups [1264d]
• Things Former Twitter Employees Said About Elon Musk That Got Them Fired [1264d]
• Increasingly Unhinged Nate Silver Declares 39 Has 83% Chance Of Being 64 [1264d]
• Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay [1264d]
• Chivalrous Predator Opens Trunk For Date [1264d]