The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hawaii’s Mauna Loa Erupts For First Time In 40 Years [1260d]
• Ms. New Booty Fact: Did You Know? [1260d]
• Little Bummer Boy [1260d]
• Most Popular Sex Toy In Every State [1260d]
• Bowl Of Soup Brings Man’s Lifetime Carrot Total To 11 [1260d]
• Frontier Airlines Shuts Down Customer Service Phone Line [1260d]
• Poll Finds 82% Of Drunk Women Really Needed Night Like This [1260d]
• Couple Struggling To Get Pregnant Taking It As Sign That They Should Keep Trying Until Relationship Implodes [1260d]
• Nation’s Old Men Announce Plans To Wake Up At 5 A.M. And Argue With Other Old Men Around Table At McDonald’s [1260d]