The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Signs Legislation To Avert Crisis Of Treating Rail Workers Like Humans [1257d]
• NYC Will Hospitalize Mentally Ill People Involuntarily [1257d]
• Full-Faced Black Hood™ Drops Kanye West As Celebrity Spokesperson [1257d]
• New World Cup Fan Frantically Searching Online For Any Information He Can Find On Country Of ‘United States’ [1257d]
• The Onion’s Style Guide To Always Supporting The Police [1257d]
• Right-Wingers Criticize Kanye For Not Using Platform To Raise Awareness Of Lesser-Known Nazis [1257d]
• Conservatives React To Ye’s Appearance On Infowars [1257d]
• Woman Embraces Holiday Spirit By Telling Strangers She Doesn’t Speak To Her Family [1257d]
• ‘It’s Not Too Bad,’ Says Man As Hot Sauce Begins Disintegrating Jaw [1257d]
• Onion Explains: The International State Of Women's Rights Pt. 1 [1257d]
• CEOs Explain Why Their Brands Stopped Advertising On Elon Musk’s Twitter [1257d]
• Oath Keepers Found Guilty Of Seditious Conspiracy In Capitol Attack [1257d]
• Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving [1257d]