The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Finds Early Humans Selectively Bred Corn To Be Less Aggressive [1218d]
• Fugitive Bolsonaro Coup Supporters Hide Deep In Amazon Rainforest’s Last Remaining TreeFugitive Bolsonaro Coup Supporters Hide Deep In Amazon Rainforest’s Last Remaining Tree [1218d]
• Leaked Footage Shows People Inexplicably Walking Into Building That Has No Food [1218d]
• Bird Claims Its Mother Makes The Best Vomit In The World [1218d]
• Bolsonaro Supporters Storm Brazil’s Congress [1218d]
• High School Teaches Co-Parenting Skills By Having Students Fight Over Who Gets Egg For Weekend [1218d]
• Woman Will Never Know Intimacy Like Passing Garbage Truck Drivers Slowing Down To Point At Each Other [1218d]
• Signs Your Roommate Actually Hates You [1218d]
• Microbes Growing In AirPods Getting Really Into Radiohead [1218d]