The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New York GOP Calls On George Santos To Resign [1216d]
• Kamala Harris Pops By Office To Print Out Concert Tickets [1216d]
• Californians Explain Why They Left For Texas [1216d]
• Dr. Scholl’s Increases Brand Awareness By Planting Products In Customers’ Purses And Claiming They Stole It [1216d]
• Congress’ Agenda For The Next Two Years [1216d]
• 600,000 Americans Go Missing Every Year: Here’s Why You Still Aren’t Seeing Cheaper Kidney Prices [1216d]
• Every Lie George Santos Has Told About His Life Thus Far [1216d]
• Sherlock Holmes Enters Public Domain [1216d]
• Dog Worried He Always One Initiating Petting [1216d]
• Shrugs, Not Hugs [1216d]