The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Florida Bans African American Studies Course [1205d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1205d]
• Tech Fact: Did You Know? [1205d]
• Parents Promise Children That Divorce Won’t Prevent Them From Drunkenly Hooking Up On Occasion [1205d]
• Favorite Pizza Topping In Every State [1205d]
• New Pediatric Guidelines Recommend Obese Children Compensate With Personality [1205d]
• Husband Pledges To Stay Sober For 1 Or 2 Weeks While Wife Pregnant [1205d]
• Black Man Unaware That Book He's Reading First Step Toward Eventually Being Assassinated By FBI [1205d]
• Alec Baldwin Charged With Manslaughter [1205d]