The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• George Santos To Recuse Self From House Committees [1196d]
• Exclusive Interview With George Santos [1196d]
• Ron DeSantis Introduces New Son Barron Trump [1196d]
• Walmart Destroys Another Local Business [1196d]
• Ticketmaster To Require Purchase Of Round-Trip Concert Tickets For Exiting Venue After Show [1196d]
• Whites Ousted From Role As Master Race After Racist Past Comes To Light [1196d]
• Things To Never Say To Someone With An OnlyFans [1196d]
• ‘I Finally Made The Switch From Coffee,’ Says Man Holding Gun To His Head To Get Adrenaline Rush [1196d]
• 29-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Posing As High School Student [1196d]
• Cop Confused After Pouring Fentanyl On Wife Doesn’t Do Anything [1196d]