The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Decrepit Tom Brady Wheeled Out To Enjoy Super Bowl Halftime Show [1184d]
• Andy Reid Admits He Can Still Taste Last Super Bowl Victory In Mustache [1184d]
• Report: 84% Of Super Bowl Ads Specifically Intended To Distract From Human Rights Violation [1184d]
• Kevin Burkhardt: ‘The Men, They Begin Their Brutal Clash, And We—We Cheer Their Broken Bodies’ [1184d]
• Shy Andy Reid Asks Eagles If They Remember Him [1184d]
• Roger Goodell Just Hoping For Competitive Game Where No One Dies On Field, Mentions League’s Record On Race, Brings Up CTE, Highlights Discriminatory Hiring Practices, Or Says ‘Deshaun Watson’ [1184d]
• Kelce Brothers Beg NFL To Let Them Play On Same Team For Super Bowl [1184d]
• Week In Review: February 12, 2023 [1185d]