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The Onion

Man Has To Admit Air Fryer That Burned Down House Did Pretty Good Job On Tater Tots [1172d]
Survey Finds Americans Have $21 Billion In Unspent Gift Cards [1172d]
War-Weary Americans Not Sure How Much Longer They Can Occasionally Glance At Headlines About Ukraine [1172d]
Panicked ‘Cocaine Bear’ Producers Scrambling To Expand 4 Minutes Of Social Media Clips Into Actual Movie [1172d]
Russia Suspends Only Remaining Major Nuclear Treaty With U.S. [1172d]
Nation Installs 2,000 Mile Long Privacy Curtain After Mexico Sees It Naked [1172d]
Things No One Tells You About Being A Sperm Donor [1172d]
Rich Friend Invents Entirely New Dialect Of English To Avoid Saying ‘Inheritance’ [1172d]
Man Kicks Himself After Thinking Of Perfect Gun He Could Have Used To Win Argument [1172d]
Onion Explains: The Rise Of China Pt. 3 [1172d]
Bill Gates Ponders What He Could Have Accomplished If He Didn’t Waste Time Becoming Billionaire [1172d]