The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Leader Of Aryan Prison Gang Covered Head To Toe In Dilbert Tattoos [1168d]
• 12-Year-Old Job Applicant Asked To Explain 12-Year Employment Gap On Résumé [1168d]
• Supreme Court Questions Whether President Legally Allowed To Improve Americans’ Lives [1168d]
• Note From Shein Worker Hidden In Order States How Much He Loves Doing Sweatshop Labor [1168d]
• FBI Releases List Of 10 Weirdest People Who Are Actually Harmless Once You Get To Know Them [1168d]
• Report: We Can Tell You’ve Been Clicking On Other Websites [1168d]
• Zelensky Requests U.S. Tank Autographed By Shaquille O’Neal [1168d]
• Scientists Discover New Core At Center Of Earth [1168d]
• Bud Selig Admits Taking Steroids Throughout Commissionership [1168d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Support ‘National Divorce’ Of Red, Blue States [1168d]