The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani [1166d]
• Woman Testifies Before Congress About What It’s Like To Say Goodbye Then Keep Walking The Same Way [1166d]
• CPAC Audience Encouraged To Reach Under Chair To Be Groped By Matt Schlapp [1166d]
• City Finally Safe After Every Single Resident Hired As Police [1166d]
• U.S. Adds $19 Trillion In Debt Attempting To Win Toy For Girlfriend From Claw Machine [1166d]
• What To Know About ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ [1166d]
• Filthy, Grease-Covered Boyfriend Left To Soak In Kitchen Sink For Few Hours [1166d]
• European Space Agency Proposes New Time Zone For Moon [1166d]
• Could Barred Owls Be The Next Big Thing In Hooting Loudly And Consuming Voles? [1166d]
• Sex-Related Injuries That Could Send You To The Hospital [1166d]