The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 200 Human Rights Groups Urge U.N. To Intervene Over U.S. Abortion Access [1160d]
• CDC Issues Dire Warning That Nick Cannon Is Feeling Horny [1161d]
• Walgreens Clarifies Stores Still Selling Plenty Of Household Products That’ll Abort A Fetus [1161d]
• New Study Finds Hightailing It Still Most Popular Way Outta Here [1161d]
• Jimmy Carter Beginning To Worry That He Will Never Die [1161d]
• Congress Considers Banning TikTok After App Makes Every Senator Bulimic [1161d]
• Thoughts Every Woman Has Had In The Workplace [1161d]
• Tennessee Bans Drag Show Performances On Public Property [1161d]
• Man Too Chickenshit To Blow Up Oil Refinery Guesses He’ll Try To Eat More Locally [1161d]
• U.S. Government Coyly Denies Involvement In Anything Naughty [1161d]
• Biggest Lies Norfolk Southern Has Told East Palestine Residents [1161d]
• Landlord Sends Reminder Water Will Be Shut Off For Maintenance Yesterday Morning [1161d]