The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• French Bulldog Becomes Top U.S. Dog Breed [1147d]
• Neighborhood Slowly Realizing Person Who Threw Up On Sidewalk Not Returning To Clean It Up [1147d]
• Neighbors Shocked To Hear Quiet, Unassuming AR-15 Went On Killing Rampage [1147d]
• Man’s Use Of ‘Babe’ Increases Exponentially As Girlfriend Closes In On Truth [1147d]
• Lazy EPA Tries To Claim They Successfully Brought Dogs Back From Brink Of Extinction [1147d]
• Congress Rules Food Stamps Can Only Be Used On Rutabagas [1147d]
• Politicians Explain Why They Oppose Free School Lunch Programs [1147d]
• Nation’s Mothers Announce Plans To Show You Their Spider Veins [1148d]
• Michigan To Become First State To Repeal Right-To-Work Laws In 60 Years [1148d]