The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The President Has Fallen: What To Know About Trump’s Potential Indictment [1144d]
• Rupert Murdoch Knew Fiancée Was The One When She Repeatedly Lied To Public About Loving Him [1144d]
• Historian Finds First Italian Immigrant Boarded Boat To U.S. By Accident While Chasing Someone With Wooden Spoon [1144d]
• Investors Worried AI Could Leave Shred Of Humanity Intact [1144d]
• Epstein Island Housekeeping Staff Starting To Wonder If Anybody Coming Back [1144d]
• Trump Executed [1144d]
• Rupert Murdoch, 92, Engaged To Be Married For 5th Time [1144d]
• It’s Our First Time So Be Gentle: Our Annual Deflowering Issue [1144d]
• The Onion Film Standard: John Wick: Chapter 4 [1144d]
• Education Secretary’s Mom Forced To Stay Up All Night Devising Plan To Combat Student Debt [1144d]
• Taylor Swift Concert Solely Attended By Old-Money Aristocrats [1144d]
• Florida Teachers Explain How They Teach History Without Mentioning Race [1144d]