The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Idaho Becomes Latest State To Permit Execution By Firing Squad [1138d]
• ‘What’s Old Is New Again,’ Says Ford CEO Unveiling New Donkey-Drawn Turnip Cart [1138d]
• God Accidentally Burns Down Heaven After Curling Iron Malfunctions [1138d]
• Demand Grows For Stricter Transit Regulations After Derailing Train Hits Airplane At 30,000 Feet [1138d]
• Philadelphia Residents Avoiding Tap Water After Catching Horrifying Glimpse Of Hairless, Wheezing Gritty [1138d]
• Pretentious Baby Who Just Learned Word ‘Daddy’ Won’t Stop Inserting It Into Conversation [1138d]
• Study Finds Exposure To Other People’s Sweat Could Reduce Social Anxiety [1138d]
• Company Designates 2-Foot Circle Drawn On Floor As Breast Pumping Area [1138d]
• Man Clearly Just Waiting For His Turn To Speak Rather Than Really Listening To Automated Menu [1138d]
• Republicans Explain Why They Support A ‘Parents Bill Of Rights’ [1138d]