The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• FDA Approves First Over-The-Counter Narcan To Reduce Overdoses [1136d]
• Indictment Finally Closes Chapter On Media Coverage Of Donald Trump [1136d]
• Trump: ‘All Arrests Are Politically Motivated As The Legal System Is The Codified Exercise Of Political Power’ [1136d]
• Desperate Trump Flees To Remote Island Of Manhattan [1136d]
• Tucker Carlson: ‘Trump Is Being Unfairly Persecuted While There Are Still Blacks’ [1136d]
• Breaking: MAGA Patriots Donate Here To Help Protect Our Beautiful President Trump [1136d]
• Manhattan Prosecutors Bag Impressive Trophy Indictment [1136d]
• FBI Investigating Fourth-Grade Kid Who Said He Has Seen Over 200 Dead Bodies [1136d]
• Bouncer At L.A. Club Checking IMDB Pages At The Door [1136d]
• NFL Owners Announce Secret Meeting To Make Sure They Aren’t Colluding Against Lamar Jackson [1136d]
• Verified Twitter Users React To Losing Their Blue Check [1136d]
• Man Declared Legally Dead Wakes Up In Urn [1136d]
• Girlfriend Suspicious Boyfriend Cheating After Finding Another Woman’s Head [1136d]