The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Becomes First Former President To Be Indicted [1133d]
• Mom Watching Movie Won’t Stop Asking Questions About How Plot Exhibits Current Trends In Film And Reflects Culture As A Whole [1133d]
• Politicians React To Donald Trump’s Indictment [1133d]
• Did You Know: Army Fact [1133d]
• Police Union Leader Charged With Attempting To Import Opioids [1133d]
• Pyromaniac Burns Down Candle [1133d]
• Shohei Ohtani Surprised After Learning He’s Massively Popular In Japan [1133d]
• MLB To Speed Up Games By Switching To Computer Simulation After Second Inning [1133d]
• Pentagon Confirms Plenty Of U.S. Airstrikes Hit The Correct Target [1133d]
• Jim Nantz’s Emotional Farewell To College Basketball Muted [1133d]
• Quiz: Could You Pass A Police Officer Entrance Exam? [1133d]