The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Donald Trump’s Arrest: A Timeline [1131d]
• Finland Joins NATO [1131d]
• Most Inflammatory Things Trump Has Said Since Being Indicted [1131d]
• Conservatives Define What ‘Woke’ Means To Them [1131d]
• Study Finds Plants Make Noises When Stressed [1131d]
• Defeated Paul Vallas Announces Plan To Open New Charter Chicago [1131d]
• Dalai Lama Agrees To Box Pope For Charity [1131d]
• Man Biting Into Messy Sandwich Lets Out Little Whimper Of Capitulation To Falling Condiments [1131d]
• CTA Announces Significant Delays Due To An Unconscious Fear Of Success Manifesting Through Self-Sabotage [1131d]
• Tubi CEO Combs Through Goodwill Used DVDs Looking For Movies To Upload [1131d]
• Researchers Clarify Health Warnings Against Too Much Exercise Only Relevant To, Like, 6 Or 7 Americans Tops [1131d]
• The Lighter Side Of The Meatpacking Industry [1131d]
• Stranger Whose Unachieved Athletic Goals Will Ruin Pickup Game Calls Next [1131d]
• Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice [1131d]
• Students React To Yet Another School Shooting [1131d]
• Trump Spends Entire Speech Raving About Mar-A-Lago Sea Bass Special [1131d]