The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Couple Struggling To Conceive Considers Trying Sexual Intercourse [1125d]
• NYPD Arrests Trump After Routine Stop-And-Frisk Turns Up Unlicensed Handgun, 400 Mg Of Ketamine [1125d]
• Tennessee House GOP Expels 2 Black Democrats In Retaliation Over Gun Control Protest [1125d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1125d]
• Politicians Explain Why They Oppose Gender-Affirming Care [1126d]
• Dad Snacking On Bowl Of Ground Beef [1126d]
• Family Argues Over Who Should Get Dead Relative’s Identity [1126d]
• Man Regrets Eating What He Thought Was A Peep [1126d]
• Clarence Thomas Secretly Accepted Luxury Trips From Major GOP Donor [1126d]
• Honey Bear Trying To Live Life To The Fullest Before Crystallization Spreads Throughout Body [1126d]
• Unaccompanied Toddler Just Fucking Sprinting Down Sidewalk [1126d]