The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Cancer, Heart Disease Vaccines ‘Ready By End Of Decade’ [1123d]
• Political Profile: The Dalai Lama [1123d]
• Airline Forced To Remove Sober Buzzkill From Flight To Las Vegas [1123d]
• Did You Know: Grande Fact [1123d]
• Nephew Of Pete Buttigieg Opens Another Birthday Card Filled With Gravel [1124d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Support Genital Inspections For Child Athletes [1124d]
• Baseball Coach Pours Sack Of Sunflower Seeds Into Dugout Tube Feeder [1124d]
• San Francisco Realtor Shows Couple Earning Under 6-Figure Salary Around Neighborhood’s Best Tent City [1124d]
• Company Clarifies Feminine Hygiene Products In Bathroom Purely Decorative [1124d]
• Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth [1124d]
• Midwest Battered By Beautiful Weather [1124d]
• Dalai Lama Apologizes For Asking Young Boy To Suck His Tongue [1124d]