The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Ron DeSantis Ends Disney Feud After Being Given Guest Role On ‘The Mandalorian’ [1117d]
• Missouri Now Requiring All Residents To Have License, Permit To Operate Doorbell [1117d]
• A Quick And Simple Drywall Recipe That Kids With Pica Will Love [1117d]
• Absent-Minded Billionaire Almost Forgets To Pay $0 In Taxes [1117d]
• Republicans Explain How To Fix The Fentanyl Crisis [1117d]
• Embarrassed Man Accidentally Says ‘Hello’ To Coworker Instead Of ‘I Feel Like Crying All The Time’ [1117d]
• Pablo Escobar ‘Cocaine Hippo’ Fatally Struck By SUV In Colombia [1117d]
• More Couples Considering IVF As Alternative To Traditional Methods Of Bankruptcy [1117d]
• ‘Could You Please Stop Looking At Furry Porn On Company Computers?’ Asks Orwellian IT Guy Striking Latest Blow For Surveillance State [1117d]
• Jimmy Carter Gets Vasectomy Reversed [1117d]
• Backup Plan Does Look Pretty Good In That Tux [1117d]