The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Netflix Announces End To DVD Mailing Service [1115d]
• Ethics Complaints Against Clarence Thomas Force Comcast To Drop Him As Spokesperson [1115d]
• Rookie Cop Surprised By How Much Of Job Is Whining [1115d]
• Weed Fact: Did You Know? [1115d]
• Marijuana Enthusiasts Around World Celebrate 4/20 [1115d]
• Biden Speeds Away In Truck After Dropping Dianne Feinstein Off In Empty Field [1115d]
• Strict Apartment Lease Only Allows Roommates Under 95 Pounds [1115d]
• Ob-Gyns Describe What It’s Like Working In Texas [1115d]
• The Secret Word That Will Force Tigger To Pull You Around In A Pedicab And Other Disney World Tips [1115d]
• Lifestyle That 95% Of World Population Could Never Achieve Rejected For Being In Toledo [1115d]
• Office Shooting Makes Man Nostalgic For Elementary School [1115d]
• New Uber Feature Allows Riders To Pretend To Fall Asleep So Driver Will Carry Them Inside [1115d]
• Owner Thanks Fans For Countless Years Of Supporting Team Through Tax Breaks [1115d]