The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Stephen A. Smith Blasts Laid-Off ESPN Employees For Not Wanting Jobs Bad Enough [1110d]
• Checked Out [1110d]
• Men Explain How They Think An Abortion Works [1110d]
• Nation’s Missing Children Thankfully All Found At Friend’s House [1110d]
• Pallid Woman’s Veins Visible Through White T-Shirt [1110d]
• Twitter Restores Blue Check Marks For Some Celebrities Free Of Charge [1110d]
• Deadbeat Dad Accidentally Abandons Way Back To Original Family [1110d]
• Report Finds Encouraging Rise In Jobs That Involve Torturing Somebody [1110d]
• Gun Owners Defend ‘Stand Your Ground’ Laws [1110d]