The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pekingese Gasps For Breath As Westminster Dog Show Goes Into Double Overtime [1095d]
• CTA Hoses Train Cars Down With Fresh Piss [1095d]
• Woman Worried Boyfriend Cheating After Noticing He Picked Up Healthy Habit [1095d]
• Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired [1095d]
• ‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won [1096d]
• Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket [1096d]
• M&M’s Announces 1 In Every 100 Candies Acts As An Abortion Pill [1096d]
• WHO Declares End To Covid Health Emergency [1096d]
• Things To Never Say To An Incel [1096d]
• Report: Guy Riding Weird Thing [1096d]
• Little Leaguers Concerned Introducing Pitch Clock Would Cut Into Grass-Picking Time [1096d]