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The Onion

• Elon Musk Names NBCU Executive New Twitter CEO [1089d]
• Covid-19 Patients Flung Out Hospital Windows As Public Emergency Ends [1089d]
• Gun Owner Spends Another Disappointing Night Without Home Invasion [1089d]
• Meteorite Crashes Into New Jersey Home [1089d]
• World’s Wealthy Call For Removal Of Stars Obstructing View Of Universe [1089d]
• Cop Looked Like John Wick Out There With Those Unarmed Kids [1089d]
• Incel Hot [1089d]
• Woman Concerned About How Many Empty Calories She Ingesting From Microplastics [1089d]
• Porn Stars React To Utah Age Verification Law [1089d]