The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New York City Sinking Due To Weight Of Its Skyscrapers [723d]
• Could You Pass Police De-escalation Training? [723d]
• Shedd Aquarium Would Trade It All For A Single Dog [723d]
• Goofy Beats Ron DeSantis To Death With Crowbar [723d]
• Entire Company Under The Thumb Of Low-Level Employee Who Stayed Sober At Every Happy Hour [723d]
• Michelle Obama Reveals Drone Warfare Played Large Part In Her And Barack’s Psychosexual Relationship [723d]
• Surgeon General Warns Against Becoming So Lonely You Cry A Little When They Wash Your Hair At Salon [723d]
• Jimmy Carter Becomes World’s Heaviest Man At 850 Pounds [723d]
• Americans React To Disney’s Live-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ [723d]