The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Oath Keepers Founder Sentenced To 18 Years For Seditious Conspiracy [712d]
• Parents Explain Why Trans Kids Should Be Banned From Prom [713d]
• Experts Warn AI Could One Day Be Smart Enough To Eat Soup [713d]
• Elizabeth Holmes Immediately Defrauds Biggest Inmate To Gain Other Prisoners’ Respect [713d]
• Study Finds First Bullets Fired By Cop During Traffic Stop Dictate How Rest Of Interaction Will Go [713d]
• Ukraine Admits Country’s Been In Shambles Since Hunter Biden Left [713d]
• Body Language Fact: Did You Know? [713d]
• Could You Process A Claim At A Health Insurance Company? [713d]
• Jimmy Carter Embarks On Quest To Eat At Every Taco Bell In America [713d]
• Another Star Falls From American Flag Following Well-Attended Drag Queen Brunch [713d]
• CEO Outlines Challenges Company Facing Due To Own Insatiable Greed [713d]
• Spirit Airlines Begins Offering $45 Directions To Nearest Greyhound Bus Station [713d]
• Man Never Knows Right Time In Job Interview To Go In For Kiss [713d]