The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Wife Clearly Took Over Halfway Through ‘Thank You’ Card [1065d]
• Utah District Bans ‘Sex-Ridden’ Bibles In Schools [1065d]
• Gently Tossed Football From Patrick Mahomes Tears Straight Through Biden’s Chest [1065d]
• Fans React To Apple’s New VR Headset [1065d]
• Bee Fact: Did You Know? [1065d]
• Exclusive Interview With Robert F. Kennedy Jr. [1065d]
• Child Snatches Foul Ball Away From Adult Who Could’ve Really Used The Win [1066d]
• Man Who Went To Grocery Store Horny Leaves With Way Too Many Overripe Melons [1066d]
• Apple Launches VR Headset [1066d]
• Ford Unveils New 4-Lane SUV [1066d]
• Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People [1066d]
• Arlington National Cemetery Boosts Tourism By Adding Zip Line [1066d]