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• NYC Officials Announce Single Very Sad Man Has Adopted All 500,000 Feral Cats [1063d]
• Christian Televangelist Pat Robertson Dead At 93 [1063d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: June 9, 2023 [1063d]
• New Florida Bill Allows Guns To Start Businesses [1063d]
• ‘You Better Not Talk,’ Trump Warns Classified Document [1063d]
• Fans And Pros React To The PGA–LIV Merger [1063d]
• Conservatives Explain How Pride Has Gone Too Far [1063d]
• Report Finds Tobacco Industry Aware Of Harmful Effects Of Flicking Lit Cigarette Into Giant Trail Of Gasoline For Years [1063d]
• GOP Megadonor’s Bat-Wielding Goons Remind Clarence Thomas He Still Owes Him 500 Rulings [1063d]
• Every Professional Sports Team Moves To Las Vegas [1063d]
• LAPD Warns Homeless Population Closer Than Ever To Completing Doomsday Device [1063d]
• Suicidal Fish Really Having To Get Creative With Paper Straw [1063d]
• New Cooperstown Exhibit Lets Fans Compare Cup Sizes Against All-Time Greats [1064d]