The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• GOP Finally Decides To Rally Behind Herman Cain [1057d]
• Trump Identified As Suspect In Police Lineup Of Former Presidents [1057d]
• Paul McCartney Says AI Helped Create Last Beatles Song [1057d]
• One Of Saturn’s Moons Discovered To Have All The Ingredients For Mouthwatering Enchiladas [1057d]
• Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market [1057d]
• Trump Secretly Hopeful That If He Goes To Prison He Can Meet The Joker [1057d]
• Angel Investors Flock To New AI Technology That Removes Jeffrey Epstein From Old Photos [1057d]
• Nikki Haley Announces She Will Marry Trump If Elected President [1057d]
• Sign Next To Painting Explains Piece On Loan From Better, Less Pathetic Museum [1057d]
• This Year’s Best Father’s Day Gifts That Will Make Dad Absolutely Mumble ‘Thanks’ While Staring At TV [1057d]
• What We Know About The I-95 Bridge Collapse [1057d]
• Mom Quietly Buries Self Alive To Avoid Bothering Kids With Eventual Death [1057d]
• New Guided Mental Breakdown App Directs User To Throw Vase Through Window [1057d]
• Things To Never Say To Someone Who Loves Pickleball [1057d]
• Pat Sajack To Retire As ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Host [1057d]