The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Joe Rogan Stunned After 5-Year-Old Informs Him That Horseys Come From Outer Space [1052d]
• Coast Guard Sends Another Submersible Full Of Billionaires After The First One [1052d]
• Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation [1052d]
• ‘We Don’t Look So Bad Now, Do We?’ Says Carnival Cruise Ad In Response To Missing Submersible [1052d]
• Senate Freaking Out After Dianne Feinstein Gets Her Hands On Gun [1052d]
• ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ Author Pulls New Book After Facing Backlash To Russia Setting [1052d]
• Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials [1052d]
• Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major [1052d]
• White Man Begins Natural Hair Journey [1052d]
• Prison Shut Down After Supposedly Rehabilitated Ex-Con Commits More Crimes [1052d]
• Everything You Need To Know About Judge Aileen Cannon [1052d]