The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Empowering Nike Ad Challenges Viewer To Get Up Out Of Fetal Position [1028d]
• Jonah Hill Debuts Inspiring Netflix Documentary About His Lawyer [1028d]
• Timeline Of Artificial Intelligence [1028d]
• Pros And Cons Of Ukraine Joining NATO [1028d]
• What’s Your Disney IQ, And—Just Asking Questions Here—To What Extent Is That Determined By Race? [1028d]
• Ozempic Under EU Investigation Over Reports Of Suicidal Thoughts [1028d]
• Oklahoma Students Explain The Tulsa Race Massacre [1028d]
• Harry Styles, Thousands Of Fans Sit Down With Counselor For Parasocial Relationship Therapy [1028d]
• Racism Resolved After Hero Destroys Mad Scientist’s Bigotry Ray [1028d]
• Transportation Department Begins Issuing Dementia Placards Allowing Cars To Drive On Wrong Side Of Highway [1028d]