The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elon Musk’s X Sign Taken Down After Neighbors File Complaints [1007d]
• Latest Indictment Reveals That Trump Strapped A Bomb To Barron And No One Cared [1007d]
• Texas Launches Outreach Program To Provide Troubled Teens With Assault Rifles [1007d]
• Panicking Man Receives Notification This His First Out Of 3 Free Articles On JazzTimes.com [1007d]
• Studio Salvages Terrible Film’s Box Office Numbers By Marketing It As Movie Liberals Don’t Want You To See [1007d]
• Tresemmé Introduces Ultra Moisturizing Leave-In Automatic Sprinkler System [1007d]
• Kids Explain How Disney Turned Them Gay [1007d]
• Fenway Park Scoreboard Fan Messages All Child Support Demands [1007d]
• Study Finds Millions Go On Wastefully Living For Years After Passing On Genetic Material [1007d]
• NRA Awards Scholarship To Toddler Who Shot Entire Family [1007d]