The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Family Fights Scheduled Into Vacation Itinerary [1001d]
• Double, Double, Toy And Trouble [1001d]
• Study Finds U.S. Employees Waste 2 Million Hours Annually Spending Time With Friends, Family [1001d]
• ‘Since When Did Women’s Tops Get So Small?’ Says Mom Holding Up Sock [1001d]
• ‘Woke’ Brands True Patriots Should Never Purchase [1001d]
• Conservatives React To The U.S. Soccer Team’s Loss [1001d]
• Fair-Weather Friend Only Calls When He Needs Trivia Answer On Live Game Show [1001d]
• Nepotism Blamed After Untrained Runner Completes ‘Slowest-Ever’ 100-Meter [1001d]
• ‘Hey, I Know I Haven’t Posted Any New Music For A While,’ Begins Most Humiliating Social Media Post Of 37-Year-Old’s Life [1001d]