The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Finds Crocodiles Attracted To Distressed Cries Of Infants [999d]
• DeSantis Has Surprisingly Smooth Verbal Exchange With Iowa State Fair Corn Dog [999d]
• What To Know About The Hunter Biden Scandal [999d]
• Softer Bob Iger Now Says He Hopes Striking Creatives Die Painlessly [999d]
• Dianne Feinstein Recovering After Hospital Gurney Plunges Down Stairs And Launches Her Into Wall [999d]
• U.S. Government Criticized For Decades-Long Whoopee Cushion Project That Tested Pranks On Black People [999d]
• Joe Biden Officially Wishes Student Loans Away By Blowing On Dandelion [999d]
• Zoom Orders Its Employees Back To Office [999d]
• There’s Never Been A Better Time To Be Rich In America, So Why Aren’t Poor People Happy For Them? [999d]
• Cop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter [999d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Mike Pence [999d]