The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rudy Giuliani, RICO Pioneer, Indicted On Racketeering Charges With Trump [992d]
• Holocaust Deniers Explain Why They Deny The Holocaust [992d]
• Little League Banquet Video Contains 9 Seconds Of On-Field Accomplishments [993d]
• The Plath Of Least Resistance [993d]
• Prison Guard Heats Lunch Up Inside 150-Degree Solitary Confinement Cell [993d]
• Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave [993d]
• Christians Explain Why Jesus Was Too Liberal [993d]
• Mom Asks Art Museum Docent Where The Nice Paintings Are [993d]
• Dave & Busters Announces Half-Off Tuesday Nights For Divorced Men Choosing Between Killing Themselves And Skee-Ball [993d]
• Dozens Of Burglars Raid L.A. Mall, Steal $100K Worth Of Luxury Goods [993d]