The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Clicking ‘Our Board Members’ Link Brings Up Whole Spread Of Shit-Eating Grins [979d]
• Urge To Kill Children Lingers On Much Too Long To Be Postpartum Depression [979d]
• HR Reminds Staff Doctor’s Note Required To Use Bathroom [979d]
• Knife-Wielding Doctors Roam Country Searching For Teens To Force To Be Trans [979d]
• Convicted Felons Give Trump Advice For Going To Prison [979d]
• Cop Annoyed At Assumption That All Police Officers Are As Bad As Him [979d]
• Parents Don’t Understand How Son Could Spend So Much Money To Live In Place That Brings Him Joy [979d]
• Queen’s ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’ Cut From ‘Greatest Hits’ Album For Younger Audiences [979d]
• Christians Explain Why They Push Christianity In Public Schools [979d]
• MLB Announces Second Pitch Clock [979d]
• Richard Sackler Pays $1.5 Billion To Rename All Picasso’s Works After Himself [979d]