The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Suspicious Resident Doesn’t Recall Ever Seeing Black Man On This Planet Before [964d]
• Prison Abolitionist Must Want Rapists To Just Freely Frolic In Field Around Maypole [964d]
• Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing [964d]
• New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever [964d]
• Naïve Toddler Getting Awfully Attached To 90-Year-Old Grandmother [964d]
• Durex Introduces Latex Drop Cloth For Wider Spray Radius [964d]
• Edgelords Explain Why They Love Elon Musk [964d]
• Walmart Cuts Starting Wages [964d]