The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Men’s Rights Activists Defend Russell Brand [957d]
• ‘Alien Bodies’ Presented In Mexican Congress Panned As ‘Stunt’ [957d]
• Parents Sit Adopted Child Down To Explain Why He So Much Uglier Than Them [957d]
• Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender [957d]
• Every American Exchanged For Iranian Population In First Successful Citizen Swap Deal [957d]
• ‘New York Times’ Fails To Disclose That Every Editor Dating Mohammed Bin Salman [958d]
• Politicians Explain Why They Support Child Poverty [958d]
• Senator Mitt Romney Will Not Seek Reelection, Calls For New Generation Of Leaders [958d]
• Ivy League Graduate Risks It All For Love Of Consulting [958d]
• Jordan Peterson Rants About Emasculated Scarecrows Covered In Birds [958d]