The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Who Inspired ‘Sound Of Freedom’ Accused Of Sexual Misconduct By 7 Women [1119d]
• George R.R. Martin Sues OpenAI For Copyright Infringement After Chatbot Mentions Incest [1119d]
• Zelensky Grabs Whatever Office Supplies He Can Get Hands On In Capitol, Saying He Needs It For War [1119d]
• Rupert Murdoch Steps Down As All-Powerful Creator Of Reality [1120d]
• Republicans Explain Why They Should Be Trump’s Running Mate [1120d]
• Study Finds LSD Highly Effective At Ruining Nephew’s Baptism [1120d]
• NFL Introduces New Helmet Designed To Protect Players’ Wives [1120d]
• Couple Ends Mutual Silent Treatment To Bond Over Disdain For Arrogant ‘Chopped’ Contestant [1120d]
• Study Finds Drinking Children’s Blood No More Effective Than Regular Blood At Achieving Eternal Life [1120d]
• Scientists Announce Earth’s Core Can Play Blu-Rays [1120d]
• Bear Spotted At Disney World Prompts Closure Of Magic Kingdom [1120d]
• Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Taylor Swift? [1120d]
• Elon Musk Announces Successful Trial Of Neuralink Brain Detonator [1120d]