The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Texas Science Class Features Day Where Kids Can Execute Real-Life Inmate [938d]
• ‘I Used To Float, Now I Just Fall Down,’ Crying Kevin McCarthy Sings Under Breath [938d]
• Organized Woman Pre-Packs All Week’s Lunches Into Side Of Cheek [939d]
• Black Conservative Argues Transatlantic Slave Trade Was Result Of Fatherlessness In Black Community [939d]
• Covid Vaccine Pioneers Win Nobel Prize [939d]
• Ben Simmons Posts Video Of Himself Prepping For Season By Sitting On Bench In A Suit [939d]
• It Clear Which Half Of Couple Forced Into Marathon [939d]
• Women Explain Why They Want To Have Elon Musk’s Babies [939d]